Kimmel Strikes Back. (see Feb. 3)

with help form Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Brad Pitt, Don Cheadle, Robin Williams, Mclovin, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Huey Lewis, Meatloaf, Christina Applegate and more.

Castro retires. Hillary gets 24% in Hawaii, Barack 76%.

The HD-DVD player is now $19.95.

We have a Toshiba HD-DVD player available for $99. Originally $599.

Our new car: the sQuba

Rinspeed will display their electric underwater Lotus Elise at the Geneva Auto Show in March. No roof: trapped air in an enclosed car would require weights to dive. Built-in scuba tanks. Works well on land too. James Bond had an underwater Lotus, we should all have one. www.rinspeed.com

I LOVE EVERYBODY!

Uno!

Congratulations to the first beagle to win best in show in the 132-year history of the Westminster Dog Show.

The Constitution as Bathroom Tissue:

The Senate voted yesterday to extend Bush's wiretapping of America, including immunity for the telephone companies.
Sen. McCain, in his maverick days, opposed the bill. He voted with Bush.
Sen. Obama voted against.
Sen. Clinton didn't show up to vote.

Crab Cake Primaries

Sen. Obama takes VA with 64%, MD with 60%, D.C. with 75%.

It would be good if you could stay alive Amy.

More Super Saturday: Sen. Obama gets 68% of the vote in the predominantly-black states of Washington and Nebraska.
No..wait. No.
Well, he won Louisiana and the Virgin Islands.
He won everything.

Huckabee-Colbert rocks Kansas. They beat McCain 60% to 24%.

The Republican race is not over.

Breaking news:

Mitt Romney announces for the presidency in 2012.