Thursday, December 07, 2006

Mary Cheney's baby will be 1/32 Native American, if my math is correct.

My grandmother was 1/2 Seminole Indian. She taught me the Florida State tomahawk chop as a small child.
I reveal this as it was announced today that the Seminole Tribe of Florida, 3300 strong (now 3301) has agreed to buy Hard Rock Cafe worldwide for $965,000,000. 124 Hard Rock Cafes, 6 hotels, 2 casinos.

I will be contacting my brothers and sisters on behalf of my child immediately.

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