Sen. Al Franken was sworn in today.

Gov. Sarah Palin resigns.
She will become the spokesperson for Spenard Building Supplies.

Talent. Gone.

Congratulations Al Franken.

Congratulations to Bristol Palin upon the birth of her 7lb 4oz bastard, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.
We pray that Levi's mom will beat the drug rap.

San Francisco's Gift to Investors

Proposed $50 million net to catch jumpers going off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Katy Huberty is an idiot.

Lehman is selling for 25 cents. Katy's Morgan Stanley was down $3.26 today.
Morgan Stanley is going under. It's over. A few days, it's over.