Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Sen. Al Franken was sworn in today.

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Gov. Sarah Palin resigns.
She will become the spokesperson for Spenard Building Supplies.


Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Talent. Gone.

Monday, January 05, 2009

Congratulations Al Franken.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Congratulations to Bristol Palin upon the birth of her 7lb 4oz bastard, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.
We pray that Levi's mom will beat the drug rap.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

San Francisco's Gift to Investors

Proposed $50 million net to catch jumpers going off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Katy Huberty is an idiot.

Lehman is selling for 25 cents. Katy's Morgan Stanley was down $3.26 today.
Morgan Stanley is going under. It's over. A few days, it's over.