I won't be at the wedding.
My luggage went to Rome...or Seattle.
I was pulled out of line by aggressive, abusive TSA goons because MY name now appears on the "no fly" list.
Released from a little room after my flight had flown.
My thanks to Ramone for making the strip search as courteous as could be expected, for moving the three agents out of the room when their laughter got disruptive and for warming your hands before...searching.