Richard E. Head

2009-07-07T14:34:00.001-04:00

Sen. Al Franken was sworn in today.

2009-07-04T10:48:00.004-04:00

Gov. Sarah Palin resigns.
She will become the spokesperson for Spenard Building Supplies.

2009-06-30T18:12:00.000-04:00

Talent. Gone.

2009-01-05T18:32:00.001-05:00

Congratulations Al Franken.

2008-12-29T21:31:00.002-05:00

Congratulations to Bristol Palin upon the birth of her 7lb 4oz bastard, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.
We pray that Levi's mom will beat the drug rap.

2008-10-11T00:28:00.001-04:00

San Francisco's Gift to Investors

Proposed $50 million net to catch jumpers going off the Golden Gate Bridge.

2008-09-29T18:29:00.003-04:00

Katy Huberty is an idiot.

Lehman is selling for 25 cents. Katy's Morgan Stanley was down $3.26 today.
Morgan Stanley is going under. It's over. A few days, it's over.

2008-08-28T22:34:00.001-04:00

George W. McCain

conjoined twins

2008-08-12T17:30:00.002-04:00

The meet-up for tomorrow is canceled.

Members of America First Militia, post 424, will now have their regular meeting on Thursday in Wilmington. See web site for details.

Ed will still serve free coffee to those who show up tomorrow. Thanks Ed.

2008-08-11T23:53:00.002-04:00

Dateline: Savannah, Georgia September 12, 2008

Headlines: Russian tanks roll into Georgia.

We at Richard E. Head.com call upon all true Americans to bring your weapons, your Humvees, pickup trucks, SUV's (please, no foreign cars) to Augusta, GA by Wednesday August 13 to mass to repel these godless Russians.

Ed at the Denny's on Market Ave. has graciously invited us to form up in their parking lot. Beginning at 0800. Ed will provide coffee.

2008-07-12T19:51:00.000-04:00

Will it blend? Apple 3G iPhone.

2008-06-23T22:19:00.000-04:00

George Carlin, we will miss you.

2008-05-30T21:40:00.003-04:00

The military government of Myanmar (Burma) is evil.
Now, a way to undermine them.
This is real and important.

pantiesforpeace.ca

My red thong is on the way. I'll miss it

Everyone should participate.

2008-04-20T10:11:00.002-04:00

Danica Patrick became the first woman to win a major auto race today. On her 50th IndyCar start, in a cold, damp race in Motegi, Japan, she made history.

2008-04-14T13:30:00.000-04:00

I like his red shoes.

2008-03-25T19:56:00.000-04:00

Hillary has a crush on Obama:

2008-03-24T09:51:00.000-04:00

4000

2008-03-20T23:38:00.001-04:00

Plus Five.

2008-03-11T23:30:00.002-04:00

I was pleased to discover yesterday that the governor of New York and I are members of the same club.

The upside of Gov. Spitzer's difficulty: Hillary Clinton's people are all over the next governor, Lt. Gov. David Paterson to run as her vice president.

Lt. Gov. Paterson is a legally-blind black man.

P.S. hi to Kristen

2008-02-25T09:45:00.002-05:00

Kimmel Strikes Back. (see Feb. 3)

with help form Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Brad Pitt, Don Cheadle, Robin Williams, Mclovin, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Huey Lewis, Meatloaf, Christina Applegate and more.

2008-02-20T08:43:00.001-05:00

Castro retires. Hillary gets 24% in Hawaii, Barack 76%.

2008-02-19T19:44:00.000-05:00

The HD-DVD player is now $19.95.

2008-02-16T21:28:00.002-05:00

We have a Toshiba HD-DVD player available for $99. Originally $599.

2008-02-15T20:05:00.003-05:00

Our new car: the sQuba

Rinspeed will display their electric underwater Lotus Elise at the Geneva Auto Show in March. No roof: trapped air in an enclosed car would require weights to dive. Built-in scuba tanks. Works well on land too. James Bond had an underwater Lotus, we should all have one. www.rinspeed.com

2008-02-14T09:28:00.001-05:00

I LOVE EVERYBODY!

2008-02-13T21:18:00.002-05:00

Uno!

Congratulations to the first beagle to win best in show in the 132-year history of the Westminster Dog Show.

2008-02-13T09:35:00.002-05:00

The Constitution as Bathroom Tissue:

The Senate voted yesterday to extend Bush's wiretapping of America, including immunity for the telephone companies.
Sen. McCain, in his maverick days, opposed the bill. He voted with Bush.
Sen. Obama voted against.
Sen. Clinton didn't show up to vote.

2008-02-13T09:33:00.000-05:00

Crab Cake Primaries

Sen. Obama takes VA with 64%, MD with 60%, D.C. with 75%.

2008-02-11T00:52:00.000-05:00

It would be good if you could stay alive Amy.

2008-02-10T00:41:00.000-05:00

More Super Saturday: Sen. Obama gets 68% of the vote in the predominantly-black states of Washington and Nebraska.
No..wait. No.
Well, he won Louisiana and the Virgin Islands.
He won everything.

2008-02-09T22:47:00.000-05:00

Huckabee-Colbert rocks Kansas. They beat McCain 60% to 24%.

The Republican race is not over.

2008-02-07T13:32:00.000-05:00

Breaking news:

Mitt Romney announces for the presidency in 2012.

2008-02-03T00:11:00.000-05:00

2008-01-30T07:14:00.000-05:00

Congratulations to Sen. Clinton on her win in Florida.
Florida?

2008-01-26T19:57:00.000-05:00

Yes, we can.

Sen. Obama wins in South Carolina.

2008-01-26T12:43:00.000-05:00

Millions of these are showing up all over the country.

2008-01-15T23:15:00.000-05:00

Steve spake.

It's thin. But it's not a kilo. 1.36 kilo, 3 lbs.
Beautiful.
Kid in England guessed right. The MacBook Air. www.apple.com

2008-01-15T11:59:00.001-05:00

9:00am PT
Steve speaks.

2008-01-13T20:07:00.000-05:00

There's something in the air

That is the Macworld banner in San Francisco, getting ready for the Steve Jobs announcement Tuesday of new Apple products.
Dude in England thinks the new slim notebook is a MacBook Air.
see www.macpredictions.com
We still like Mac Kilo.

2008-01-08T08:52:00.000-05:00

Intel introduced new chips yesterday at the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas.
This morning, Apple announced the new chips are now in their top of the line Mac Pro and Xserve servers.
TWO 4-core, 3.2 gigahertz chips.
Real fast.

2008-01-08T08:22:00.000-05:00

At 8:24am, the Apple online store is closed.

2008-01-07T23:42:00.000-05:00

It's official, 11:44 pm, it will be Huckabee-Colbert. Gov. Huckabee offered Stephen the vice presidency twice on the Colbert Report. Tonight, Mr. Colbert accepted.
Sen. Obama, who has not appeared on the show, has a run on his hands.

2008-01-03T21:40:00.000-05:00

Congratulations Mr. President.

2008-01-01T00:12:00.000-05:00

Introducing: the Apple Kilo.

On January 15, Steve Jobs will show one more thing:
2.2 lbs. One kilogram.
no disk, NAND flash memory. 32MB and 48MB. and a slot for more.
13" LED backlit screen.
just a hair over one-half inch thick.
aluminum and black.
very portable notebook computer.

the Apple KILO

2007-12-04T21:17:00.000-05:00

After reading the National Intelligence Estimate - Iran stopped their weapons development in 2003 - we at RichardEHead.com call upon the President to
BOMB IRAN NOW.
A Christmas surprise.

2007-10-29T08:43:00.000-04:00

Congratulations to the new president of Argentina, Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner.
If Hillary looked like this we would give up this Colbert-Obama thing.

2007-10-22T14:03:00.000-04:00

OK, Colbert-Obama.

2007-10-17T17:38:00.000-04:00

Ladies and gentlemen, the next President of the United States.

2007-10-12T10:27:00.000-04:00

Congratulations Al.
Peace.
Gore-Obama?

2007-10-05T20:34:00.000-04:00

Apple stock closed at $161.45 today. Amazing. Now we can afford iPhones.

2007-09-13T15:48:00.000-04:00

Stolen from Fake Steve.

2007-08-27T21:33:00.001-04:00

We will miss you.

2007-08-13T12:48:00.000-04:00

No worries.
Since being outed, the author of Fake Steve Jobs has gotten better.
Check his Karl Rove piece. Link at right.

2007-08-06T20:07:00.000-04:00

It's sad. The brilliant Secret Diary of Steve Jobs (see link at right), one of the best blogs, may not be the same since the author is no longer a mystery.

Brad Stone, New York Times, discovered it was Daniel Lyons with Forbes.
Dan says he will continue, but he may have to temper the nastiness.

2007-07-22T22:42:00.000-04:00

A little-known but devastating side effect of Scientology.

2007-07-20T21:39:00.000-04:00

$143.75

We, at RichardEHead.com are hoping that Harry doesn't die.
Please Jo.

2007-07-19T20:38:00.000-04:00

We hope many of you came with us.
Apple stock closed today at 140, the day the Dow hit 14000.
Apple usually dips after earnings reports (July 25). They low ball the next quarter every time. Might be a time to get in.

Disclaimer: We at RichardEHead.com are not registered financial advisers.
Just our humble opinion.

Will It Blend? - iPhone

2007-07-15T13:34:00.001-04:00

Smooth.

iPhone: The Music Video

2007-07-09T11:25:00.001-04:00

Pogue reviews the iPhone.

2007-07-03T10:26:00.000-04:00

July 4, 2008

Dear President Pelosi:

As America celebrates another anniversary of our independence, I call upon you to commute the sentence of former president George W. Bush.

I would request the same for the former vice president, but it seems his health problems will keep him out.

For America and the world to see a former president in a federal prison will have a detrimental effect on our economic future.

Please free George.

Yours truly,

Richard E. Head

2007-07-02T18:02:00.000-04:00

Scooter is Free!

Henry Winkler introduces the iPhone, 6.26

2007-06-28T20:54:00.001-04:00

First seen on The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs. See link at right.

Apple iPhone Ad: This is How

2007-06-27T23:23:00.001-04:00

100%

Zune zucks

2007-06-26T20:31:00.001-04:00

2007-06-26T11:12:00.000-04:00

She's free. Thank God, she's free.

New iPhone Ad

2007-06-24T09:32:00.001-04:00

Apple iPhone in space. 90% cool.

2007-06-23T23:12:00.001-04:00

The Apple iPhone. 100% cool.

2007-06-08T19:17:00.000-04:00

We've got to do it again.

Free Paris!

2007-06-07T09:18:00.000-04:00

Paris is free!
We at RichardEHead.com thank you for your support. Out in 3 days instead of 23.

Now...Pardon Scooter!

2007-06-04T07:14:00.001-04:00

Free Paris.

2007-05-30T19:54:00.000-04:00

We were pleased that our buy signal yesterday drove Apple stock up $4.42 today.
To an incredible new high of 118.77.

Several announcements today, the coolest: iTunes U, free courses and lectures from a list of universities; Stanford, Duke, MIT, Penn State, etc.

But. NEVER buy 600,000 shares of any penny stock. Never. Chest pains and a left leg jumping all day as LTHU, purchased for .06, .12 yesterday, down to .077 today, then recovering to .09. Never again.

2007-05-29T08:02:00.000-04:00

We missed a lot of May. Server problems and a recurrence of my Restless Leg Syndrome.

To catch up a bit:
Segolene Royal, our candidate for president of France, did not win. Sarkozy won. "Sarkozy" is French for bushie.

Wolfowitz retired. Broke up with what's her name.

We put a strong buy on Apple starting Sept. 4 (see blog) at 68.38. Closed Friday at 113.62. Will split at 140.
One to watch: Lithium Technologies. LTHU. Penny stock we just bought for .06. Introduced a new battery last week. GAIA brand, manufactured in Germany. Stock to .12.

2007-05-23T17:34:00.000-04:00

He has my nose!
At 9:46am this morning Mary had a healthy 8lb. 6oz. boy who they decided to name Samuel David instead of Gene, which had been my...hope.
I don't know that I will be able to see my boy any time soon, but I trust Mary and Heather will raise him with love.

2007-05-01T19:49:00.000-04:00

2007-04-23T08:05:00.000-04:00

Huge turnout in yesterday's French election put Segolene Royal into the May 6 runoff for president with some dude.

2007-04-16T23:49:00.000-04:00

I miss her. Desperately.

2007-04-09T14:55:00.000-04:00

AP: Halliburton today said it has "finished with all is contractual commitments in Iran and is pulling out of the country."
Axis of evil Iran.
Our enemy Iran.
Halliburton has been providing oil services to Iran since Cheney was chairman, helping to fund Iran's nuclear buildup.

2007-04-05T16:52:00.000-04:00

It's a boy!

A member of the Cheney family revealed today that Mary and I are having a boy. Next month. I couldn't be happier. Again, Little Gene will be raised by Mary and Heather. I may only get limited visiting rights. I was just the...facilitator.
This is great news. I'm buying cigars. Big ones.

2007-04-04T11:32:00.000-04:00

Hillary: $26,000,000
Barack:$25,000,000

We at RichardEHead.com are working to make up this shortfall. With $16.75 collected so far in the office, we obviously aren't going to make it up here. So go to barack-o-rama to find out how you can join us in our march to the White House.

2007-03-22T13:07:00.000-04:00

Edwards-Obama

(Elizabeth Edwards)

2007-03-17T08:55:00.000-04:00

Poster boy for our border fence.
Attorney General Gonzales is proud of the fact that his grandparents came to the U.S. from Mexico illegally.
There could be dozens of future attorneys general crossing the border even as we speak. As I speak.

2007-03-12T21:44:00.000-04:00

David Lesar, CEO of Halliburton, announced Sunday that he will move their headquarters from Houston, Texas to Dubai, United Arab Emirates.
Milissa Norcross, public relations manager for Halliburton, told RichardEHead.com that the move had nothing to do with the investigations ongoing in congress. "We are not afraid of Congressman Waxman."
Norcross said that Lesar will retain his American citizenship "for the time being". Dubai has no extradition treaty with the U.S.

2007-03-08T19:44:00.000-05:00

Reach deep and give to the Libby Legal Defense Trust.
www.scooterlibby.com

2007-03-08T10:00:00.000-05:00

2007-03-07T00:11:00.000-05:00

He LOOKS innocent.

2007-03-04T22:17:00.000-05:00

Strange bedfellows.

2007-03-01T15:58:00.000-05:00

Maj. Gen. George W. Weightman, in charge of the Walter Reed Army Medical Center, was fired today.

2007-02-28T16:51:00.000-05:00

Army Times reports that wounded soldiers at Water Reed Army Medical Center are being punished and ordered not to speak to the media.
See Army Times
Time to impeach Bush.

2007-02-19T22:40:00.000-05:00

I had a little problem around Christmas. Possible slight addiction problem.
I'm cured. Stuff called Havidol. Get some. www.havidol.com

2007-02-17T23:33:00.000-05:00

We at RichardEHead.com like the new look.

2007-02-14T17:57:00.000-05:00

Al is running! See www.alfranken.com

2007-02-10T18:12:00.000-05:00

Mr. President.

2007-02-09T15:33:00.000-05:00

Check Barack-O-Rama for news of Senator Obama's large weekend.

2007-02-06T09:44:00.000-05:00

Obama made a speech in October 2002. Almost unbelievable that he could see so clearly what was about to happen when Clinton and Edwards couldn't.
See www.barack-o-rama.com

2007-02-01T15:27:00.000-05:00

Run Al, run.

Al Franken has announced he will be leaving his radio show on Feb. 14.
Word is, he will announce for the Senate in Minnesota.

In a related matter, Exxon Mobil announced $39.5 billion in net profit in 2006.
With a "B". The largest company in the world made $75,000 every minute of 2006.

2007-01-31T22:51:00.000-05:00

The great Molly Ivins died today of breast cancer. She was 62.

2007-01-27T21:46:00.000-05:00

2007-01-24T13:26:00.000-05:00

Flora has pups.

Flora, the Komodo dragon I featured in the Dec. 20 blog, had 5 kids.
Kevin Buley, at the zoo in England, " ...we are delighted to say she is now a mum and dad."
Virgin birth.

2007-01-23T12:16:00.000-05:00

New news source launched today. Net, TV and print.
The Politico
Welcome to the web.

2007-01-21T00:59:00.000-05:00

The CNN Hummer sold at auction yesterday for a million bucks. Plus.
Goes to Fisher House Foundation. They provide a place to live for families near veterans hospitals. Give them money. www.fisherhouse.org

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