Richard E. Head

2009-07-07T14:34:00.001-04:00

Sen. Al Franken was sworn in today.

2009-07-04T10:48:00.004-04:00

Gov. Sarah Palin resigns.
She will become the spokesperson for Spenard Building Supplies.

2009-06-30T18:12:00.000-04:00

Talent. Gone.

2009-01-05T18:32:00.001-05:00

Congratulations Al Franken.

2008-12-29T21:31:00.002-05:00

Congratulations to Bristol Palin upon the birth of her 7lb 4oz bastard, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.
We pray that Levi's mom will beat the drug rap.

2008-10-11T00:28:00.001-04:00

San Francisco's Gift to Investors

Proposed $50 million net to catch jumpers going off the Golden Gate Bridge.

2008-09-29T18:29:00.003-04:00

Katy Huberty is an idiot.

Lehman is selling for 25 cents. Katy's Morgan Stanley was down $3.26 today.
Morgan Stanley is going under. It's over. A few days, it's over.

2008-08-28T22:34:00.001-04:00

George W. McCain

conjoined twins

2008-08-12T17:30:00.002-04:00

The meet-up for tomorrow is canceled.

Members of America First Militia, post 424, will now have their regular meeting on Thursday in Wilmington. See web site for details.

Ed will still serve free coffee to those who show up tomorrow. Thanks Ed.

2008-08-11T23:53:00.002-04:00

Dateline: Savannah, Georgia September 12, 2008

Headlines: Russian tanks roll into Georgia.

We at Richard E. Head.com call upon all true Americans to bring your weapons, your Humvees, pickup trucks, SUV's (please, no foreign cars) to Augusta, GA by Wednesday August 13 to mass to repel these godless Russians.

Ed at the Denny's on Market Ave. has graciously invited us to form up in their parking lot. Beginning at 0800. Ed will provide coffee.

2008-07-12T19:51:00.000-04:00

Will it blend? Apple 3G iPhone.

2008-06-23T22:19:00.000-04:00

George Carlin, we will miss you.

2008-05-30T21:40:00.003-04:00

The military government of Myanmar (Burma) is evil.
Now, a way to undermine them.
This is real and important.

pantiesforpeace.ca

My red thong is on the way. I'll miss it

Everyone should participate.

2008-04-20T10:11:00.002-04:00

Danica Patrick became the first woman to win a major auto race today. On her 50th IndyCar start, in a cold, damp race in Motegi, Japan, she made history.

2008-04-14T13:30:00.000-04:00

I like his red shoes.

2008-03-25T19:56:00.000-04:00

Hillary has a crush on Obama:

2008-03-24T09:51:00.000-04:00

4000

2008-03-20T23:38:00.001-04:00

Plus Five.

2008-03-11T23:30:00.002-04:00

I was pleased to discover yesterday that the governor of New York and I are members of the same club.

The upside of Gov. Spitzer's difficulty: Hillary Clinton's people are all over the next governor, Lt. Gov. David Paterson to run as her vice president.

Lt. Gov. Paterson is a legally-blind black man.

P.S. hi to Kristen

2008-02-25T09:45:00.002-05:00

Kimmel Strikes Back. (see Feb. 3)

with help form Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Brad Pitt, Don Cheadle, Robin Williams, Mclovin, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Huey Lewis, Meatloaf, Christina Applegate and more.

2008-02-20T08:43:00.001-05:00

Castro retires. Hillary gets 24% in Hawaii, Barack 76%.

2008-02-19T19:44:00.000-05:00

The HD-DVD player is now $19.95.

2008-02-16T21:28:00.002-05:00

We have a Toshiba HD-DVD player available for $99. Originally $599.

2008-02-15T20:05:00.003-05:00

Our new car: the sQuba

Rinspeed will display their electric underwater Lotus Elise at the Geneva Auto Show in March. No roof: trapped air in an enclosed car would require weights to dive. Built-in scuba tanks. Works well on land too. James Bond had an underwater Lotus, we should all have one. www.rinspeed.com

2008-02-14T09:28:00.001-05:00

I LOVE EVERYBODY!